spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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