their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My cat gives me a boner
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My dick has a subreddit
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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