***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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