Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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