it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We left the knife in your bed.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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