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My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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