im gay
i know
yea but for you.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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