you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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