Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We were destined to go to rehab together
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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