Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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