Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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