Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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