farters have to be the big spoon...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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