would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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