Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you inspire me to be a worse person
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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