giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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