New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize