u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Less talking, more tequila
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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