Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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