Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We're facebook friends in real life
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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