no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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