Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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