He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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