Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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