Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just threw up on my dentist
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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