People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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