Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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