He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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