awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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