Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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