I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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