There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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