Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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