She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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