Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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