So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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