i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she told me i tasted like america
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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