if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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