Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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