if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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