we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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