Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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