i just google imaged poop.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
