OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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