after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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