Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Found your dick twin last night
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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