Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My ass is underappreciated
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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