question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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