Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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