We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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