On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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