just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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