Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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