check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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